On this week’s edition of Tom Sport News…
Only 2 weeks left of this amazing exciting fantastical fantasy football league!…
A chance for me to go and cry in my bathroom at home for all the mistakes I have made in these past 37 weeks of playing this stupid little childish game…
Tom Sports News Producer: …erm…the viewers can hear you Thomas
Tom Sports News Presenter (Tom): …oh
Tom Sports News Producer: …just tell them about Callum Wilson getting 24 points this week!
Tom Sports News Presenter (Tom): OH GOD NO! I NEED TO CRY!
Tom Sports News Producer:
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I guess I am presenting now…
Erm…football?…erm…this week there is football. Or as Tom calls it, ‘Footie’
Man-chest is against…born mouth
Tot in the ham is playing… David Brent driving a ford
Jeez how does he do this…
Highest scoring players this week (GW36):
Most transferred in players this week (as of now):
Congratulations to the top performer this week…
Of all the people…
It’s Marc…
with 113 points
One of my photographers took a sneaky pic of Marc sharing a drink or two with Erling at the weekend
Oh Marc, don’t get too hammered now
In true Norwegian style, Marc thought he’d impress Haaland by wearing his Viking helmet to the party
Here’s how the league stands after the 36th week:
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