On this week’s edition of Tom Sport News…
I wanted to break my phone.
That’s it. That’s the news.
FINE! I’ll carry on…
I need this job as well…
Me wife left me for Sean Dyche this weekend after that 1-5 thrashing of Brighton he did!
Haaland couldn’t score against his home town of Leeds.
Chelsea finally won! Sadly…
Arsenal beat Newcastle, which I don’t think anyone expected in all fairness.
Also…
This week has been a complete write off!
Let’s kick it up the bottom and throw it out the pub!
Highest scoring players this week (GW35):
I am sorry, but…
Where have these rando’s come from?!
McNeil getting 21 points! Get outta here! You’re not Rashford!
TOTI?! Nooo you should be Trippier!
Congratulations to the top performer this week…
It’s Lisa Sprowell with 66 points!
Here’s how the league stands after the 35th week:
…no movement?
…I mean, if anyone wanted to jump the queue this week you could have done. Don’t be shy.
Let’s all just forget about this week and look forward to the next, this weekend (hopefully)
See you Friday!
