On this week’s edition of Tom SAD Sport News, I have lost my position as top footie expert of Essential.
But enough of that nonsense, THIS GAME IS POO POO AND IT SMELLS!
Smelly stupid football…
Highest scoring players of Gameweek 28:
Congratulations to the top performer this week…FINALLY! He has finally done it…
It is Robert Wilson, with a lovely 71 points this week!
(Here he is after I told him the news. Looks well pleased doesn’t he? Bless him.)
I asked Rob how he felt to be top this week, he said…
“That’s alright that. Liam Gallagher would be well proud.”
Here’s how the league stands after the 28th week:
You know, I thought I would go all hipster and rogue, and captain a defender…
Whilst I drank my oat milk skimmed cappuccino skinny latte milk froth 5000, whilst wearing my doc martens and twiddling my moustache.
I thought I would be soooooo cool!
Thanks Chilwell…thank you very much
That’s it for a week or so now. International break init.
See you on the eve of April Fool’s day!
