“Ah what a lovely day of sun and shine, and it’s football this weekend! I hope nothing ruins it…nope? Nothing will ruin this…”
On this week’s edition of Tom Sport News, locals are told to stay indoors, as man can’t help but volley everything that goes by.
From cars, to children, to hats! It’s almost anything at this point.
I hear the gentleman goes by the name of…Mort.
(Here is the only picture I could get of the man in question)
I attempted to have a quick word with Mort earlier…
“Mort mate, why are you – oh come on he’s scissor kicked our camera we need that Mort.
“No Mort not my microph-………..”
As you could hear from my report, we didn’t get much out of him, as he bicycle kicked my microphone…
After that, Mort got tired and went for a little nap in the road. I gave him a blanky, his teddy and a little kiss on the forehead.
Volleying can make anyone knackered to be fair.
Bless little Mort.
Highest scoring players this week (GW25):
Most transferred in players this week (as of now):
Congratulations to the top performer this week, it’s Gary with a nifty 93 points!
Here’s how the league stands after the 25th week:
I think we all got excited this week…
As for some time at the start of this week…Chloe was outperforming everyone in terms of points.
Now now Chloe, we all know you’re a tactical genius deep down.
Part of me was hoping to Congratulate Chloe for the most points…but no.
I will be off for the next one.
No no, stop crying please.
Rob please, wipe those tears away. Nathan, give him a comfort hug for me please? Thanks.
Goodbye!
