“Ey Terry, it’s just been another one of those fantastic foot of the ball week games you know?”
“John, I think you need to cut out the booze…”
On this lovely Monday morning, I bring you today’s headline for Tom Sports News…
Local landlord for the local pub ‘The Frosty Willy’ hires mouse as bartender!
As you can see, ‘Senior Charles Cheesington’ is quite the handsome fellow.
I caught up with the Frosty Willy’s landlord to ask about Charles’ recent performances…
“He is doing a bang up job. The locals love him! He whacked out a mini banjo the other night, and started playing wonderwall! I had the whole town down that night! It went off…”
Staggering. Just staggering stuff. I might have to visit the Frosty Willy now. Back to you in the studio.
Highest scoring players this week:
Congratulations to the best performer this week, it’s the Coleminator, Emma! With 62 points!
Here’s how the league stands after the 24th week:
It’s a battle for the bottom now!
It was a good run for Chloe…
A taste of 12th place for a week, but it’s back down to the bottom for you…
Can she reclaim 12th place from Kelly this weekend coming? The drama at both ends of the table!
“TOM PLEASE DON’T GO! Your emails help me sleep at night! Without them, I’m NOTHING!”
“Erm, can you let go of my leg please…”
I have to go now.
