Another week, another day of fandabidozi footie participating in a league.
On this week’s edition of Tom Sport News, Jadon Sancho’s wife gave birth to a football.
Rumour has it, he instinctively kicked it back in.
She is now recovering in intensive care.
I spoke to Sancho earlier, he said…
“Can’t help it mate.
I see balls, I gotta kick em.”
VAR have been informed if this joke was over the line…still awaiting response.
Thank you to my local correspondent in the Manchester area, Emmett Colliman for that story.
Highest scoring players this week (GW23):
Most transferred in players this week (as of now):
Congratulations to SOMEONE ELSE FINALLY! It’s Megan with 86 points!
Here’s how the league stands after the 23rd week:
Sound the alarm everyone!
We have a very important announcement…
Chloe is no longer at the bottom. I REPEAT, Chloe is not at the bottom of the table anymore…
I am speechless…
…
…bye…
