It is time for a scheduled word document regarding the fantastical football of a league.
On this edition of Tom Sport News, local dog dreams of becoming a football star, but is not allowed, due to him being a dog.
(Here is Rex looking smart)
I spoke to Rex earlier, he said…
“Woof woof”
“Ah hello Rex, how do you feel about this rubbish that you cannot be a pro footballer?”
“Well Thomas, I feel absolutely distraught. I have always looked up to players like Paul Dogba, Ross Barkley, and Wilfried Boney. Woof woof”
“Awh dear, I have to admit, I’m getting quite emotional here…back to you in the studio…”
Highest scoring players this week (GW22):
Most transferred in players this week (as of now):
Congratulations…to erm…the best performer this week…erm…me…
(please don’t hurt me)
Here’s how the league stands after the 22th week:
Come on people, just a few good gameweeks…
You can do it people!
Come on Chloe, you can…still…do it?…*cough cough*…
“Awh Tom when will you be back? We miss you with these blogs they are so fun they are so great I love them please send more”
“Ah, simmer down young ones. I will be back…next week. Get over it!”
“oh… ”
Until then…
Goodbye!
