*Title theme plays*
*Camera pans to Tom behind desk*
“Oh hello. On today’s episode of ‘Sports talk Tom’ SH*T. CUT!”
*Title theme plays*
*Camera pans to Tom behind desk*
“Oh hello. On today’s episode of ‘Tom Talks Sport’, Large Tom’s Lads are, “GoInG LaRgE”, guh guh guh…In other news, man has pants stolen by local duck. More at 10…”
Highest scoring players this week:
Congratulations to the best performer this week…erm…me, with 99 points…*cough cough*
Here’s how the league stands after the 21st week:
(me this morning)
That’s all I’m saying regarding the table…
Well, you’ve got a lovely week off now.
Go spend time with your family. Ask your gran for any advice, that’s what I’ve been doing. She’s class.
I will be back on Friday 3rd February, so stop spending time with your families and play footie.
Goodbye!
