The Essential League – Week 14 Updates

 

Just fitting for Halloween…

I AM BACK FROM THE DEAD!

Did you miss me?… No, alright then.

 


 

Thank you to Natalie for taking over for last week, but now the turtleneck football boy is back in town, and is ready to spill that tea on footie drama.

 

Bournemoth 2-0 up, but lost 3-2?!
Oooooo! I gotta tell t’ gals about this at t’ salon on t’ Wednesday!

 

Marcus Rashford. 100 goals?!
I could score 100 goals if I wanted, I just love Stella and pork pies too much WAHAAAY!

 

 


 

Highest scoring players this weekend:

 

 


 

Congratulations to the best performer this week, Megan with 85 points!

 

Thank god for the vice-captain on Almiron, am I right?..   -_-

 

Here’s how the league stands after the 14th week:

 

Wait wait wait hold on…

 

We have…TWO first place holders?! I cannot keep a hold of my hat, it is flying round the room as I speak. Can someone get my hat back please?

 

And look at 4th – 8th, in a nice little queue. All waiting nicely, buying jumpers in Primark ready for the cold winter breeze.
Awh, so cute.

 

 


 

Will the drama ever stop!

 

And I can also inform you all, my hat is yet to be returned. I hear it is flying down the m1.

 

Goodbye.

 

Tom Willimett