Happy 4 year anniversary Beth! Get to know Beth a little bit more with these 4 questions…

1 – You’re offered the position of mayor of your city, what’s the first 3 rules / introductions that you will implement?

WOMEN DO NOT HAVE TO WORK AND CAN STILL GET A SALARY TO BE A HOUSE WIFE. I don’t know about other women, but I would love the stress free life and be able to be a lady who just goes to lunch with other fellow housewife’s.
I would also implement a 3 day weekend (for the working people) and I would ban motorbikes as they scare me, and I really think the noise is totally unnecessary. It really grates on me why they feel the need to skip the queue whilst we’re all sat in our cars waiting at traffic lights, like I think it’s really rude!

2 – TELL ME A JOKE. RIGHT NOW GO!

What type of shoes do toads wear?…… Open-Toad (that’s a proper dad joke I do apologise)

3 – You’re taking a walk at the local pond, and suddenly a duck shouts at you “Do you think you could fetch me some bread mate?”. What do you do? How do you help the duck out? (The duck is speaking human just to clarify)

Well, if a duck came up to me and asked me that question, the only reply that should be given would be to politely ask what type of bread they would like. I don’t know about you but me personally, I really wouldn’t like to get on the wrong side of a talking duck…

4 – What secret society would you love to start? And who would you invite?

I would start a female only secret society, because if I’m not at work, I won’t have anyone to moan to about regarding any drama!
I would deffo invite Beyoncé just because she is amazing, and an absolute queen! I would invite fellow consultant Paula Askew, just because I love ranting to her already, so that saves me the time. I’ll have to pinch Alison Hammond, as she is the funniest women on the planet! Can you imagine how loud the room would be, with Paula and Alison’s laugh. Wouldn’t be very secret anymore would it…