After our previous post 25 Brilliant CV one liners proved to be a big hit, we thought we’d bring you a fresh batch! These are the mad, crazy things candidate’s say on their CV’s…
1. “flexible hours required (as to be honest I am unpredictable”
2 “I cannot dance ;)”
3 This was the subject of a candidate’s application email: “Applying to supervise some bitchez”
4 “Just wondering if you want a real man who is going to treat your workers like a real boss”
5 “If you want a production supervisor, am here pumpkin pie”
6 One candidate named their CV “The Real Alien”.
7 ” Work experience: – Passing on Hope”
8 “Work Experience: 1992-1994: Trans Rape, Back Ender
9 “Work Experience: – 6 months experience at HMP Wakefield” (At interview we uncovered the truth!)
10 “Education and Qualifications: Derby College, – Diploma in sex and bondage level 3″
12 “References: Academic: Dr. Willy Kitchen.”
12 “oh hang on, that sounds like something Peter Sutcliffe used to say, I do apologise”.
13 “please contact me by email. I have problems with the phone (it is wet)”
14 “I’m desperately in need of a job. The sex months are running out and heading back to Holland shouldn’t be an option”.
15 “Skills: Used many lies to cover absence, so I can spot them a mile off.”
Read our first blog here:
Click to read our top Do’s & Don’ts for your CV…
Are you currently looking for work? Search our current vacancies at your local branch…
Barnsley https://bit.ly/3faUMhn
Burton https://bit.ly/3fcYRSa
Chesterfield https://bit.ly/3vQNF4u
Doncaster https://bit.ly/3NInFl5
Mansfield https://bit.ly/3xZ43BU
Ripley + Long Eaton https://bit.ly/3tBF6t0
Rotherham https://bit.ly/33vYAEL
Worksop https://bit.ly/3uyEzZY
Would you like to register with us? Add your details into this form and we’ll give you a call